April 7, 2010

After nearly four months, Loretta returns to the local shoe store to once again torment the poor frazzled, nameless salesman, notorious for being the only other character who Loretta has made more miserable than Leroy in a scene. This time, Loretta is intent on torturing him for countless hours with her agonizing indecisiveness, forcing him to go through box after box after box of freakishly large women's shoes until he has completely lost his mind. Leroy can only just sit back and soak up the schadenfreude. Also, I really hope Leroy's mustachioed buddy is just another frustrated husband waiting for his wife to finish shopping rather than some creepy pervert who purchases women's shoes for his own sick pleasures. Leroy gets the point.

Official Count:

Leroy - 28
Loretta - 38
Push - 31