Saturday, April 3, 2010

April 3, 2010

Leroy sees Loretta conversing with an acquaintance in a state of disturbingly delirious joy and immediately rushes into action with a well executed, behind the back, put down. Leroy's statement doesn't even seem to be hyperbole; whatever monologue Loretta is so gleefully engaged in has obviously sucked all the joy out of the blank, empty void where the cocktail party is being held. Leroy's bald friend on the right looks downright suicidal. Also, on a random note, doesn't Loretta's facial expression eerily resemble the "Awesome Smiley" emoticon? Freaky. Leroy gets the point.

Official Count:
Leroy - 27
Loretta - 37
Push - 29

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