April 1, 2010

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. When Loretta totals the family car, you make a snide remark. After coming home to see that his dangerously reckless wife has smashed his latest car beyond recognition, possibly committed a few fatal hit and runs, all the while coming home from a trip to the mall where she exponentially multiplied the household's already hefty debt, all Leroy can do is drop a caustic comment about her poor driving skills. It's just another Thursday for the Lockhorns. It's a point for Leroy.

Official Count:

Leroy - 26
Loretta - 36
Push - 29