April 27, 2010

Even while wobbling on the precarious edge of complete financial failure and destitution, Leroy still manages to crank out the puns. Perhaps some radical "outside the box" thinking for the Lockhorns might include: (1) not going on ruinous shopping sprees, (2) not destroying the family car every week in a head on collision , (3) cutting down on the high monthly liquor bills, and (4) reducing the number of costly joyless vacations. It is after all a recession, some sacrifices need to be made. In the end though I suspect the Lockhorns will do little to change their usual spending habits and just fall back on their usual plan of lying to the IRS. It's another push.

Official Count:

Leroy - 35
Loretta - 44
Push - 37