Leroy's bitter punchline echoes the thoughts of basically everyone who has ever been exposed to the Lockhorns. Their friends, their neighbors, their doctor, their lawyer, random waiters, strangers on the street, the readers, all know that their marriage is an absolute disaster in every sense. The Lockhorns themselves seem totally aware of this undeniable fact as well, yet they continue to remain together, eternally joined in mutual misery. Scenes like this maintain the viability of my pet theory that that Lockhorns exist in some otherworldly "Lost"-esque plane where they are forever locked in opposition due to some force of universal karmic equity. Or maybe they're just a couple of spiteful jerks who can't stop mocking each other. Whatever the case may be, Leroy gets the point.
Official Count:
Leroy - 30
Loretta - 39
Push - 32
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