Official Count:
Leroy - 86
Loretta - 111
Push - 62
Showing posts with label Loretta is fat. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Loretta is fat. Show all posts
Monday, September 16, 2013
Monday, August 5, 2013
Friday, April 5, 2013
April 5, 2013
*Author's Note: This was a tricky one to evaluate but in the end I decided to give the points to Leroy. I'm going to assume Loretta sees his cruel gesture right as she stops on the scale.
Official Count:
Leroy - 35
Loretta - 41
Push - 19
Saturday, July 28, 2012
Wednesday, June 27, 2012
Friday, December 2, 2011
Wednesday, October 26, 2011
Friday, July 22, 2011
Saturday, July 9, 2011
Wednesday, June 8, 2011
Saturday, April 23, 2011
Monday, March 7, 2011
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
May 12, 2010
With Loretta worn down, despondent, and depressed after a miserable day, Leroy blows an absolutely perfect opportunity to drive a well placed dagger (metaphorically and possibly physically) right into Loretta's back. Unfortunately for Leroy, Loretta actually manages to beat him to the punch with a self-deprecating fat joke, diffusing any chance for Leroy to capitalize. Is this a daringly clever stratagem by Loretta or just an unintended lucky break? Either way it is an amazing turn of events as Loretta's comment manages to reverse a potential point for Leroy into a harmless push.Official Count:
Leroy - 40
Loretta - 51
Push - 40
Loretta - 51
Push - 40
Friday, April 23, 2010
April 23, 2010
After seeing so many vicious insults by Loretta regarding Leroy's less than ideal physique, it's a pleasant change of pace to see Leroy throwing some fat jokes back her way. Making fun of Loretta's equally rotund frame has definitely been an under utilized aspect of Leroy's game. Here, Leroy saves himself and all of us from the horror of seeing a totally deluded Loretta attempting to wedge herself into some bimbo-fit capri pants with a well timed cutting comment. I can't even imagine how her monstrous feet could fit in let alone the rest of her lower body. Leroy scores the point.Official Count:
Leroy - 35
Loretta - 42
Push - 35
Loretta - 42
Push - 35
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
April 21, 2010
Who does Pullman think he's kidding? A fall and catch trust exercise? Between the Lockhorns? Really? The good counselor clearly just wants to see at least one of the Lockhorns get hurt. I guess all those years of exposure to the hostility and negativity of all those fruitless and frustrating marriage counseling sessions has warped Pullman into a bitter broken man who takes sadistic amusement in seeing the sight of Loretta falling over like a lumbering redwood and the ensuing melee it causes. Leroy is more than happy to oblige. Leroy gets the point.Official Count:
Leroy - 34
Loretta - 42
Push - 34
Loretta - 42
Push - 34
Thursday, July 9, 2009
July 9, 2009
Loretta appears to have taken the position that if Leroy could horrify and disgust the beach going public with his obscenely immodest swimwear, then she was well within her rights to swap her usual conservative beach frock for equally inappropriate skimpy attire as well. Leroy, forced to endure another humiliating day toting around Loretta's bag as she spends him into the poorhouse, is more than happy to throw in his critical remarks on the matter. His comments to his fellow henpecked husband paint a truly disturbing picture of excess cellulite and taxed fabric, taken straight from the pages of "Norbit". Let's give Leroy the point and pray she changes her mind.
Official Count:
Leroy - 57
Loretta - 68
Push - 65
Loretta - 68
Push - 65
Friday, June 5, 2009
June 5, 2009
Leroy goes straight down to business by hitting Loretta with the fat jokes. He even gives a admirable attempt at being topical by parodying a phrase that only became outdated in the past decade. Adding to the usual damage of calling an insecure, self conscious, middle aged woman fat is the fact that he's mocking her in her own home court: the mall. The mall was her precious and sacred domain before Leroy came in and polluted it with his hurtful truth that she is a plus sized shopper. This scene could have very well gone in the opposite direction and had been about Leroy's emasculating day at the mall, following Loretta around and holding her purse; but he deftly manages to flip the situation. The point goes to Leroy.Official Count:
Leroy - 45
Loretta - 55
Push - 56
Leroy - 45
Loretta - 55
Push - 56
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