Friday, April 30, 2010

April 30, 2010

Today we find two of Leroy's strongest personal traits, his cheapness and his laziness, in direct conflict with each other. This time it appears that laziness has won out as Leroy is willing to part with his lawn mower for the promise of free lawn care. For some reason Loretta seems to be completely dumbfounded and stupefied by Leroy's exchange with our slightly androgynous looking stranger; either that or she's suddenly suffering a stroke. Maybe it's because "mow my law" could be some sort of euphemism for "have sex with my wife." I was on the fence about awarding a point, but Loretta's reaction tips the scales in favor of Leroy. It's a point for Leroy.

Official Count:
Leroy - 37
Loretta - 45
Push - 37

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