April 6, 2010

I'm trying to breakdown Loretta's evaluation of Leroy in this scene. While it's quite likely that Leroy has failed in all three elements of his wedding vows, the fact that Loretta only mentions that he is no good at multi-tasking may imply that he could be faithful in at least one of the categories. If I had to pick one of the three it would be "honor". I guess since Leroy has yet to actually divorce Loretta, he has honored their unholy union. From a process of elimination perspective, it certainly can't be "love" since that's physically impossible for a Lockhorn, while "cherish" would imply some degree of happiness, a highly unlikely scenario. One can still miserably and begrudgingly "honor" an agreement. Yet another push.

Official Count:

Leroy - 27
Loretta - 38
Push - 31