Official Count:
Leroy - 119
Loretta - 151
Push - 92
Showing posts with label Leroy is lazy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Leroy is lazy. Show all posts
Saturday, December 28, 2013
Tuesday, December 17, 2013
Wednesday, December 4, 2013
Tuesday, November 5, 2013
Saturday, November 2, 2013
Friday, November 1, 2013
October 31, 2013
*Author's Note: A Snuggie is a perfectly ironic Halloween costume. Also, what happened to Leroy's clown outfit from Sunday?
Official Count:
Leroy - 101
Loretta - 129
Push - 74
Wednesday, October 23, 2013
Saturday, September 28, 2013
Thursday, September 26, 2013
Tuesday, September 10, 2013
Thursday, September 5, 2013
Wednesday, August 7, 2013
Wednesday, June 19, 2013
Monday, June 3, 2013
Friday, April 12, 2013
Tuesday, January 1, 2013
Monday, December 31, 2012
December 31, 2012
Official Count:
Leroy - 131
Loretta - 145
Push - 90
***
That officially concludes the 2012 edition of "Lockhorns vs. Lockhorns". Congratulations to Loretta for officially being crowned the yearly champion once again. In the relatively short history of "Lockhorn vs. Lockhorn" she has managed to utterly dominate the competition (I guess that's just Leroy) using her formidable skill set of vicious insults, angry stares, and (when the need arose) straight up violent actions. She will have to maintain her high level of performance for the coming year if she wants to maintain this impressive run of success, Leroy has closed the gap to its smallest number yet: 14, and has thus far shown improvement every year. He will have to continue building on these positives if he ever wants to think about standing on top of the mountain at the end of the year. I would finally like to thank you the fans for joining me on this wild and dark ride through a year of the Lockhorns. Without you, all this wonderful ugliness, bitterness, and hostility would have been for naught. See everyone in 2013!
Tuesday, December 18, 2012
Wednesday, December 5, 2012
Friday, November 30, 2012
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