April 8, 2010

Nothing is worse than when the Lockhorns quit picking on each other and try their hand at terrible social commentary. Their current "rant" on the decline of television quality is about as lazy and worthless as it gets. Their complaint manages to be generic and trite and at the same time overly general and maddeningly non-specific. Once you add in the fossilized Jerry Springer reference you've got yourself a completely wasted day. To think Loretta could have been landing a cutting remark about Leroy's couch potato lifestyle or Leroy could have been sticking it to Loretta about her incessant harping. Push all around.

Official Count:

Leroy - 28
Loretta - 38
Push - 32