March 31, 2010

It looks like another one of Leroy's deceptions to give the illusion that he can read has been called out by Loretta again. Loretta has quickly caught on to Leroy's scheme of pretending to read the novelizations/the original source materials of movies he has already seen. Apparently his pantomimed reading of "The Lovely Bones" wasn't good enough to deceive Loretta. At the very least, Leroy can take faint comfort in the fact that this discovery was a private embarrassment rather than in front of their friends and neighbors at a cocktail party (although it's more than likely that Loretta will mention this anyway at the next cocktail party). Loretta gets the point.

Official Count:

Leroy - 25
Loretta - 36
Push - 29