March 16, 2010

Is this all that unusual a scene? In this modern age of ubiquitous cell phones it is completely plausible that there are people opting for texts over the traditional dinner call. I recall when I was at home my dad once called me over via cellphone because he didn't fell like yelling upstairs. Apparently in the frozen mid-20th century universe of the Lockhorns, the idea of Loretta announcing dinner via text message is comically absurd. Perhaps tomorrow, there'll be a ridiculous scene of Loretta inviting her neighbor over via email. In the end, Leroy really doesn't need any announcement for dinner, the permeating foul stench of whatever brown colored slop Loretta has "cooked" emanating from the dinning room is all the announcement Leroy needs. It's a push.

Official Count:

Leroy - 21
Loretta - 28
Push - 26