March 1, 2010

So despite burying the household in debt every time she goes to the mall, Loretta is suddenly a thrifty coupon clipper when it comes to buying food at the supermarket? I find this as wildly incongruous and inconsistent as the Lockhorns' car model. As for the coupons themselves, given the fact that Leroy will gladly accept any sort of food that is actually edible and nonlethal, Loretta's coupons must actually be for an assortment of rat poisons and harsh household cleaning chemicals. It's hard to blame Leroy for not liking that in his diet. Also, is Loretta using one of those tiny toy carts they have at to supermarket for kids to use while following their parents? Leroy continues his streak with another point.

Official Count:

Leroy - 17
Loretta - 22
Push - 21