March 29, 2010

A lazy, chocolate munching Loretta single-handedly setting back the modern women's movement a few decades and Leroy is unfortunately not around to capitalize. We all know that between the bad driving and shopping addiction, Loretta is far from the contemporary liberated woman but in this scene she makes Cathy look like Gloria Steinem. All her pointy-haired friend can do is look on in incredulous, grotesque, awe at just how many pieces of chocolate one human being and cram down their gullet in one sitting. Push.

Official Count:

Leroy - 25
Loretta - 35
Push - 28