March 4, 2010

All Loretta's poor friend wanted to do was to come over and watch the latest "Dancing with the Stars" episode in a empty void of a room on uncomfortable wooden chairs with minimal conversation. Unfortunately, as soon as the title credits emerge she is subjected to one of Loretta's classic strained turns of phrases (so Leroy keeps hitting her when they dance? Does he step on her feet and she gets those cartoon stars around her?). If only Leroy was laying on some nearby couch or despondently shuffling past the room; then at least Loretta would have gotten a point out of it. Push.

Official Count:

Leroy - 17
Loretta - 24
Push - 22