March 6, 2010

Leroy's stubborn self denial of his illiteracy is truly heartbreaking. Instead of taking the courageous first step in admitting that he has a problem, he continues to engage in pathetic charades like trying to do a crossword puzzle on a sudoku, leaving himself wide open to Loretta's cruel barbs. While he has somehow managed to graduate from at least high school and maintain a piddling office job, it's only a matter of time before his secret shame will catch up to him. Of course when that time comes Loretta will be right there beside him ready to mock him again. Loretta scores the point.

Official Count:

Leroy - 18
Loretta - 25
Push - 22