Wednesday, March 3, 2010

March 3, 2010


After years of trying to murder Leroy through poisoned meals and induced falls down stairs, Loretta has turned to the dark art of voodoo in her endless homicidal quest. As terrible a homemaker Loretta with regards to cooking, she appears to be quite a whiz at sewing and stitching. That is a pretty impressive voodoo Leroy doll. It really captures all of his distinct elements: the specific baldness pattern, the perpetual scowl, the prominent beer belly, even the classic shirt color. If she wanted to, she could probably make some nice scratch selling those handmade Leroy dolls on Etsy. I know I'd sign up for one. Loretta conjures up a point.

Official Count:

Leroy - 17
Loretta - 24
Push - 21

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