March 30, 2010

The snooty salesman sarcastically giving the paper or plastic option is probably not familiar with dealing with Leroy and unaware that he will actually opt for a paper or plastic ring if given the option. As things are now, unless Loretta has some sort of extreme blackmail influence over Leroy, it's highly unlikely that he'll be buying any piece of jewelry of value for her. The salesman would be better off hoping that Loretta comes in alone at a future time so she could make her purchases without Leroy's consent. It's another push.

Official Count:

Leroy - 25
Loretta - 35
Push - 29