Friday, March 19, 2010

March 19, 2010

As if the Lockhorn home wasn't enough of a sad, joyless void, the fact that for the first three months of the year they continue to put up the dried, withered husk of their Christmas tree adds an extra layer of bleakness. Speaking of the Lockhorn house, given its completely disorienting depth perspectives, it must have been designed by fun house architects. This wildly disproportionate living room scene is either a total optical illusion or Leroy has literally shrunk to half his size. I could imagine the deluge of short jokes Loretta would unleash if that really was the case. For now, Loretta should be content with the point.

Official Count:
Leroy - 22
Loretta - 29
Push - 27

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