March 2, 2009

To Leroy's defense, I'm pretty sure it wasn't the eye rolling. Anytime you invite over a couple of sad-eyed freaks with disproportionately large heads and grotesquely big feet who drink and bicker all night and are delusionally living decades in the past; there's a good chance the evening won't go as smoothly as you had planned. This is why the Lockhorns should stick to their usual group of similar freak friends. Push.

Official Count:

Leroy - 17
Loretta - 24
Push - 20