Thursday, March 12, 2009

March 12, 2009

Loretta's maiden name must be Parkay, because she's definitely on a roll. Today's early morning rank out gives her three straight wins in a row and 4 out of the last 5. Leroy better start taking better care of himself and start falling back on the women driver jokes if he wants to keep things from getting out of hand. Once again, the total lack of attention taken by Leroy to prevent the complete free fall of his physical condition (and additionally, his total lack of shame in letting his friends and neighbors witness it) provides more than ample ammunition for Loretta to use. Also, considering Leroy's raging alcoholism, it's pretty safe to assume that his all important morning coffee is more than a little Irished up.

Official Count:
Leroy - 19
Loretta - 29
Push - 23

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