March 18, 2009

For all the crap Loretta gives Leroy about how he has a lousy job and how he doesn't earn enough, maybe the main reason Leroy's work situation is so bad is because he's just a straight up bad employee. If his after hours are spent kicking back (while possibly drunk) and making paper airplanes out of important company documents, then perhaps upper management would be justified in not giving him any jobs with actual responsibility. It only seems like a matter of time before our deepening recession hits Leroy's office and his age and lack of usefulness immediately singles him out as an expendable layoff candidate. Can you imagine the perpetual conflict that would ensue if an unemployed Leroy had to be home with Loretta all day? Terrifying. Until that fateful day, it's Loretta with another point.

Official Count:

Leroy - 20
Loretta - 33
Push - 24