March 10, 2009

Sure they were, Leroy. Sure they were.

This is definitely one of the most appallingly sad "Lockhorns" scenes I've ever had the displeasure of witnessing. We may only see evidence of a depleted six pack, but who knows how many more 70s style cans of gray generic beer were consumed to get Leroy this dangerously drunk? It also seems that he seriously injured his nose while wandering around the house in a blind drunk stupor. I know Loretta deserves the point here and I'm still going to give it to her, but is it possible that Leroy has almost found a way to be such an embarrassing disappointment that he actually insults her?

Official Count:

Leroy - 19
Loretta - 27
Push - 23