Thursday, July 9, 2009

July 9, 2009

Loretta appears to have taken the position that if Leroy could horrify and disgust the beach going public with his obscenely immodest swimwear, then she was well within her rights to swap her usual conservative beach frock for equally inappropriate skimpy attire as well. Leroy, forced to endure another humiliating day toting around Loretta's bag as she spends him into the poorhouse, is more than happy to throw in his critical remarks on the matter. His comments to his fellow henpecked husband paint a truly disturbing picture of excess cellulite and taxed fabric, taken straight from the pages of "Norbit". Let's give Leroy the point and pray she changes her mind.

Official Count:
Leroy - 57
Loretta - 68
Push - 65

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