July 4, 2009

It looks like Leroy is getting into the July 4th spirit of Independence by declaring his independence from any sense of personal modesty. I fear as we go deeper into the prime summer beach season, there will be be more and more of these disturbing beach displays. Our only hope is that Loretta's steady stream of insults will eventually guilt him into wearing something a bit more appropriate for his physique like a full tuxedo. He should take a page out of Loretta's ultraconservative beach ensemble. No let's quickly give Loretta the point and try our best to forget this horrific scene.

Official Count:

Leroy - 55
Loretta - 65
Push - 65