July 29, 2009

When it comes to the Lockhorns, it's not all devastating insults and slanderous asides. Sometimes it's subtle mind games. Leroy has finally caught onto Loretta's nuanced taunting of his lifelong weight problems. What the casual observer would see as just an unappetizing four-sided cake was in actuality an unappetizing, deliberate attempt at subliminally reminding Leroy of all his dieting failures. Of course there was also the not so subtle rat poison mixed in. Although her run of complex psychological domestic warfare may be over, for her efforts, Loretta has more an earned her point.

Official Count:

Leroy - 65
Loretta - 78
Push - 67