July 25, 2009

The quickest way to completely spoil one's carefully planned wedding aside from serving unrefrigerated seafood is to invite the Lockhorns. Between all the drunken mayhem of Leroy and the unending volley of mean spirited remarks from Loretta, you've got yourself a perfectly ruined affair. It's like having your own personal ominous thunderstorm at your wedding, except instead of rain, it's a torrential downpour of hopeless negativity. While Leroy has historically been the one dishing out the anti-marriage advice; it appears that Loretta have already beaten him to the punch. Loretta's "advice" on the depreciation of the value of husbands also acts two fold by denouncing the institution of marriage and sticking it to Leroy. Loretta takes the day.

Official Count:

Leroy - 64
Loretta - 76
Push - 66