Saturday, July 11, 2009

July 11, 2009

Leroy is flying his misogynist flag high while talking to his odd new friend (who sort of looks like Bunsen Honeydew with a Hitler mustache) at the latest formal cocktail party. You really can't objectify women more than by comparing them to some sort of high end consumer appliance. I get that shopaholic Loretta is high maintenance, but I'm not quite sure how the warranty comparison works. Does he expect someone to pay for her or something? I think "return policy" would have worked better here. It's still an insult, just not as good as it could be. With that, Leroy reels off his third straight point, making it an official winning streak. Can he go for four at the Sunday Showdown?

Official Count:
Leroy - 59
Loretta - 68
Push - 65

1 comment:

  1. You go, Leroy! Although, I'm sorry to say, I've peeked at the Sunday comics, and it doesn't look good for him.

    In spite of Loretta's faults, she's a magnificent housekeeper. Their place is spotless.

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