Wednesday, May 27, 2009

May 27, 2009

Judging by Loretta's look of utter defeat and despondency, it would seem that she suddenly realized a few other sad, inescapable facts in addition to her clothes being merely outdated. Perhaps she had an epiphany about her faded looks, her empty suburban existence, her hopeless addiction to shopping, or her ongoing unhappy marriage to a feckless idiot husband. Leroy really had his pick of the bunch, but it seems he went with the least depressing realization so as to not make things even more awkward with his curious friend. Despite the slightly restrained effort, Leroy still earns the point.

Official Count:

Leroy - 40
Loretta - 53
Push - 54

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