Friday, May 1, 2009

May 1, 2009

Today we see Leroy at his absolute obnoxious best; instigating the very police officer that pulled him over for speeding and brazenly implying he will continue to speed again. We know Leroy's party behavior shows he has no fear of shame or being a social pariah among all the suburban households in Levittown, but now it seems that he also has no fear of authority or the ramifications of his speeding. Perhaps eventually he'll one day start ignoring serious laws like the ones against spousal murder. Also, I have to point out that the Lockhorns have almost no continuity when it comes to cars they drive. I must have seen a dozen generic late model sedans of varying color. The Lockhorns seem to change more cars than Joe Pesci in Casino when he's trying to avoid his FBI tail. It looks like Leroy's going with the all teal Chrystler LeBaron today. Push.

Official Count:
Leroy - 32
Loretta - 44
Push - 45

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