May 25, 2009

Quite a disturbing sight indeed. It seems that the Lockhorns' simmering marital tensions have escalated beyond the point of catty digs and cruel jokes and have manifested into a spontaneous arm wrestling competition! Leroy's observation about their relationship is a massive understatement. It should be more along the lines of "have you noticed that our relationship has gone from merely hate-filled to completely demented?" Leroy doesn't stand a chance, that's Loretta's credit card using arm. Since there's no decision, I have to call it a push.

Official Count:
Leroy - 39
Loretta - 53
Push - 53