Monday, May 11, 2009

May 11, 2009

Oh, silly nurse/receptionist, you know as much as anyone that accessing an Internet health site is far beyond the technological capabilities of the Lockhorns. They're only now just starting to learn the ins and outs of sending "e-mail" on their dial up AOL account. Just look at the double blank stares of Leroy and Loretta in response to this baffling question. Of course they could also just be hypnotically transfixed and distracted by your soulless beady eyes and gaping horse-like mouth. With that we're pushing fifty.

Official Count:
Leroy - 34
Loretta - 47
Push - 50

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