Tuesday, April 7, 2009

April 7, 2009

Since when did the Lockhorns get so arrogant about party invitations? Between Leroy's sloppy drinking, Loretta's relentless negativity, and the overall cloud of unhappiness that permanently follows them around as a couple, there wouldn't be a single household in all of Long Island that be willing to invite them over. The Lockhorns should thank their lucky stars that there still remains people tolerant enough to allow them to attend their gin soaked swinging cocktail parties. Looks like today's a push.

Official Count:
Leroy - 26
Loretta - 38
Push - 33

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