Saturday, April 11, 2009

April 11, 2009

Well it looks like the Lockhorns won't be bothered by any more future party invitations by the Lenharts. One has to wonder what sort of outrageous party faux pas have the Lockhorns committed to get booted out of this recent shindig. Perhaps Leroy was caught gorging on all the shrimp puffs. Perhaps it was his lewd drunken behavior. Maybe it was Loretta's bitter put downs and backhanded compliments. Or maybe the couples' uncomfortably public display of yelling and arguing was just bringing everybody down. If you ask me, I think they got booted because Leroy made a pass at the hostess. She's blond and has the impossible physical dimensions that he looks for in women. It's another push.

Official Count:
Leroy - 27
Loretta - 39
Push - 35

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