Tuesday, April 14, 2009

April 14, 2009

Now what could be causing this baby to cry? Is it: a) hungry for some milk, b) grumpy from having just woken up, c) just a suffering from a case of infant colic, or d) completely traumatized by the freakish sight of the Lockhorns and their hideous features? Also, it's nice to see that Loretta is trying to instill her cynical views on married life to a young infant. This youthful looking pair are quite a change of pace from the usual sad eyed, middle aged, couples that the Lockhorns usually run with. It appears that, having emotionally sucked most of their friends and neighbors dry of all happiness and enthusiasm, the Lockhorns are searching for new blood. For their sake, I hope they can escape before it's too late. Push.

Official Count:
Leroy - 29
Loretta - 39
Push - 36

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