Thursday, April 2, 2009

April 2, 2009

The thought of Leroy and Loretta being thoroughly violated by an overly intrusive airport strip search is truly horrifying. However, the one positive we can take from this the fact that it took a long four months to run a "Lockhorns get defiled by modern airport security" panel. In the early years following 9/11 and the sharp increase in nationwide airport security, these airport panels seemed to come up on a weekly basis. At this rate, I can optimistically predict that we'll only have to come across them maybe two more times for the rest of the year. Also, does Loretta really have use her outdated Zack Morris cell phone to bother her mother about her humiliating ordeal? Push for everyone.

Official Count:
Leroy - 25
Loretta - 36
Push - 31

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