Wednesday, April 15, 2009

April 15, 2009

With today being Tax Day in the United States, this is a surprisingly rare display of the Lockhorns actually being current and topical. Of course, since the Lockhorns view their marriage with the same universal dislike and uniform unpleasantness that most people view taxes, it's not all that shocking that the Lockhorns would acknowledge today. While it looks like Leroy may be in serious trouble with the IRS over his Wesley Snipes-esque brazen disregard for his tax obligations, it's likely that the IRS will go easy on him considering how little taxable income he makes any way. This is actually a defeat for Leroy, who obviously cheated openly on his taxes in an attempt to get sent to prison and away from Loretta. Perhaps next year. It's a push.

Official Count:
Leroy - 29
Loretta - 39
Push - 37

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