Monday, December 31, 2012

December 31, 2012

Official Count:
Leroy - 131
Loretta - 145
Push - 90


That officially concludes the 2012 edition of "Lockhorns vs. Lockhorns". Congratulations to Loretta for officially being crowned the yearly champion once again. In the relatively short history of "Lockhorn vs. Lockhorn" she has managed to utterly dominate the competition (I guess that's just Leroy) using her formidable skill set of vicious insults, angry stares, and (when the need arose) straight up violent actions. She will have to maintain her high level of performance for the coming year if she wants to maintain this impressive run of success, Leroy has closed the gap to its smallest number yet: 14, and has thus far shown improvement every year. He will have to continue building on these positives if he ever wants to think about standing on top of the mountain at the end of the year. I would finally like to thank you the fans for joining me on this wild and dark ride through a year of the Lockhorns. Without you, all this wonderful ugliness, bitterness, and hostility would have been for naught. See everyone in 2013!

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