Tuesday, January 19, 2010

January 19, 2010

Loretta once again asserts her overwhelming intellectual superiority on the simpleminded Leroy, defeating him in the highly strategic and cerebral game of chess to make up for her loss in a board game that was designed for ages 8 and under. If Leroy can take any lessons from this defeat for the rest of the year is that he should never attempt to outwit Loretta and to try to stick to simple straightforward scenarios. A win is a win and if he can string enough "candy lands" together (i.e. easy shots about cooking, Loretta's bad driving, etc.) he can still pull off a victory. Until then however, Loretta is still the champ. Loretta gets the point.

Official Count:
Leroy - 4
Loretta - 6
Push - 9

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