Wednesday, January 13, 2010

January 13, 2010

Loretta continues to cruelly ridicule Leroy's illiteracy by mockingly pretending that Leroy has actually read 27 pages of a novel. She must have caught him on one of his many tortured nights by the living room bookcase, struggling in vain to sound out and comprehend the words that give him so much daily grief; frustration and rage continuing to mount as he compulsively shovels potato chips into his mouth to help numb the despair. For Loretta, that sort of heartbreaking episode is just pure gold. If she looks closely, she should also notice that subtly mixed in among the crumbs and grease spots are equally bitter tear stains. Loretta gets the point.

Official Count:
Leroy - 3
Loretta - 3
Push - 7

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