Monday, January 18, 2010

January 18, 2010

The doctor is obviously playing coy with the Lockhorns here. He knows, as we all know, that there is a more than likely probability that Leroy's skiing "accident" was actually the inflicted harm of an enraged Loretta. Fearing for his own life, the good doctor won't dare even approach the possibility of foul play. It may be that everyone in this tense, uncomfortable room is all playing their roles in an implicit charade; all playing along that this situation is just a result of bad luck and bad skiing rather than the unsettling denouement of the latest horrifying episode of a grotesquely dysfunctional marriage. I'd like to give Loretta the point here, but I need a little bit more to prove the suspicions. Push.

Official Count:
Leroy - 4
Loretta - 5
Push - 9

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