September 2, 2009

It seems that the Lockhorns' personal financial situation is so poor that even delusional individuals who claim to be moneylenders, who talk to themselves on disconnected phone headsets in offices consisting of empty teal rooms with the word "LOANS" spray painted on the walls are uncontrollably laughing in disbelief at their loan requests. You know there is definitely something wrong with your finances when the mentally ill consider you to be a laughably bad credit risk. It's a push.

Official Count:

Leroy - 74
Loretta - 91
Push - 80