Monday, September 14, 2009

September 14, 2009

Today's insult by Loretta takes on a slightly heavier, more contemplative tone than usual. Isn't her indictment of Leroy, sadly applicable to so many of us living our lives of quiet desperation, turning to the relentless, numbing cacophony of TV, the Internet, and other contemporary diversions to distract us from the harsh reality of our empty existences? Well, as hollow and existentially bankrupt as our modern lives maybe, it really can't ever be as bad as Leroy's pathetic existence. I'm surprised he has even mustered enough personal will to dress himself this morning. Loretta gets the point.

Official Count:
Leroy - 78
Loretta - 96
Push - 83

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