May 5, 2010

Okay, so Leroy is impatient. It's not exactly the most devastating of insults but I guess it still counts as one (just barely). I suspect that Leroy is actually just as patient as anyone and that it's the always garrulous Loretta that's been keeping Leroy waiting for an objectively unreasonable period of time while chatting with her friend. One could also read Loretta's paraphrasing of the old "time and tide wait for no one" saying as comparing Leroy to be as powerful and unstoppable as the march of time or nature. There may be some truth in that since it's quite apparent that time has not moved for him for roughly the last half century. Loretta still takes the point.

Official Count:

Leroy - 37
Loretta - 49
Push - 38