Monday, February 8, 2010

February 8, 2010

Today we find a possibly drunk Leroy taking delight in condescendingly explaining his personal views on the importance of live televised sporting events over weather forecasts and newscasting. Put aside your initial reaction at the the incompatible comparisons, the baffling lack of logic, and all the confusing questions that unavoidably arise (what about live weather coverage? breaking news? the end of the day sports news?), the most important thing here is that Loretta is annoyed and discontent; the ultimate goal of any Lockhorn action. So Leroy in his profoundly confusing idiocy manages to somehow win the day. Leroy gets the point.

Official Count:
Leroy - 9
Loretta - 15
Push - 15

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