February 16, 2010

It's terrible enough that Leroy is forced to ingest Loretta's deadly cooking on a daily basis, but it's a downright crime against humanity when he has to eat disgusting leftovers of Loretta's cooking from at least 2008. Over the last two years of the Obama administration, Loretta's initially terrible meal has decomposed into some sort of gross brownish mush. If Loretta's dinner was unfit for human consumption originally, at this point it's not even fit for any living thing. All Leroy can do at the sight of Loretta's culinary horror is to crack an insult, dig in, and hope he makes it through the night. Leroy gets the point.

Official Count:

Leroy - 10
Loretta - 17
Push - 20