Ah mocking the old mother-in-law, the quickest and easiest route for Leroy to take towards offending Loretta. Ostensibly, Leroy's zinger is mocking the cold, dour, straight up Gothic demeanor of Loretta's mother; but I think Leroy genuinely believes Loretta's mother is an undead vampire. As absurd as it initially sounds, all the pieces seem to fit; the ghoulish appearance, the all black outfits, the centenarian (possibly
bi-centenarian) age, the soul sucking glare. I mean has anyone actually seen her next to a mirror or out during the daytime? Curious. Leroy gets the point.
Official Count:
Leroy - 14
Loretta - 21
Push - 21
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