October 29, 2009

Um...yeah...okay...I think we just found a winner for the most disgustingly disturbing Lockhorn panel thus far. The absolute last thing I needed to see this morning and to have traumatically branded into my brain for the rest of my life is the sight of a sore and haggard Leroy run ragged from a marathon session of masturbating to his recent discovery of Internet pornography, waxing nostalgic about the good old days when porn was only available in magazines. One can hardly hold down the bile in the back of the throat when considering the excessive amount of ogling and self pleasuring that went on to lead to such a myriad of physical pains. Just keep telling yourself that this scene is in reference to office work, if that'll help relieve some of the inevitable nightmares to come. I need to take a shower. Push.

Official Count:

Leroy - 93
Loretta - 118
Push - 91