Monday, October 19, 2009

October 19, 2009

I find today's scene to be bafflingly ambiguous and non-specific. So the Lockhorns are calling the Internet a liar? I'd like to know in what respect have the Lockhorns' once innocent view of the world wide web been shattered forever. Did they suddenly find out about email spam? Did they become victims of a phishing site? Did they just realize that they've been IMing the whole time with Chris Hansen? From here it looks like they've been staring at a blank screen for hours and calling it "the Internet". Lack of punchline aside, the worst part of all this is fact that the Lockhorns are seated way too close to each other to not be fighting or arguing. This is practically a romantic date for them. It's a terrible push.

Official Count:
Leroy - 91
Loretta - 112
Push - 89

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