Monday, August 24, 2009

August 24, 2009

While Loretta obviously seems to subscribe to the popular notion that the lottery is more like a tax on stupid people, Leroy for one has not stopped holding out hope. And why should he give up? The lottery is sadly his most realistic shot (outside of faking his own death and running away) at escaping the overwhelming burden of debt that continues to imprison him in his miserable existence. If I were Leroy, I'd try to sink every last dime that I can hide from Loretta into the weekly drawing or start shopping for disguises for his new life abroad. Leroy dreams, Loretta gets the point.

Official Count:
Leroy - 70
Loretta - 87
Push - 79

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